April 2009
35 posts
And that's that.
You can stop working for the weekend now. See you soon.
Apr 4th
Dragons change your ringtone when you leave your...
Apr 4th
Dragons only talk in LOLspeak.
Apr 4th
Dragons call people of Middle Eastern decent...
Apr 4th
Dragons insist on overusing the words from their...
Apr 4th
Dragons fucked your wife.
Apr 3rd
Dragons refuse to wear anything but black.
Apr 3rd
Dragons crashed your grandmother's wake because...
Apr 3rd
Dragons hit all of the buttons on the elevator...
Apr 3rd
Dragons smell terrible but they act like it's you.
Apr 3rd
Dragons conspired against you.
Apr 3rd
Dragons felt nothing at the end of Armageddon....
Apr 3rd
Dragons aren't willing to put any work into...
Apr 3rd
Dragons quote things in Latin all the time and...
Apr 3rd
Dragons counted their chickens before they...
Apr 3rd
Dragons cried over spilled milk.
Apr 3rd
Dragons planned their own surprise birthday party.
Apr 3rd
Dragons extend April Fools Day onto April 2nd.
Apr 2nd
Dragons poke holes in your cups.
Apr 2nd
Dragons stole your morning paper.
Apr 2nd
Dragons took Princess Peach to another castle.
Apr 2nd
Dragons took your Power Jump badge away.
Apr 2nd
Dragons dropped your ceramic cat.
Apr 2nd
Dragons made your daughter get "Taken."
Apr 2nd
Dragons cheated at Diddy Kong Racing.
Apr 2nd
Dragons left a ring around the tub.
Apr 2nd
Dragons put a hole in your duvet.
Apr 2nd
Dragons didn't use coasters and now there are...
Apr 2nd
Dragons drop icecubes down your jacket.
Apr 1st
Dragons dipped their pen in the company ink.
Apr 1st
Dragons ran your hotdog stand into the ground with...
Apr 1st
Dragons are glad when it rains on your (or...
Apr 1st
Dragons frightened your cat.
Apr 1st
Dragons split hairs.
Apr 1st
Dragons upset the apple cart.
Apr 1st
Dragons mince words.
Apr 1st
Dragons make mountains out of molehills.
Apr 1st
March 2009
322 posts
Dragons take without asking.
Mar 31st
Dragons made you forfeit the game because you were...
Mar 31st
Dragons just milled around when they should have...
Mar 31st
Dragons left the cap off the glue.
Mar 31st
Dragons spilled your sangria.
Mar 31st
Dragons drank your last beer.
Mar 31st
Dragons steal from your friends and make you look...
Mar 31st
Dragons ripped off that song you wrote in college.
Mar 31st
Dragons stole your lighter.
Mar 31st
Dragons over-exposed your film.
Mar 31st
Dragons ate your (clearly-labeled) sandwich.
Mar 31st
Dragons sank your battleship!
Mar 31st
Mar 30th