April 2009
35 posts
And that's that.
You can stop working for the weekend now.
See you soon.
Dragons change your ringtone when you leave your...
Dragons only talk in LOLspeak.
Dragons call people of Middle Eastern decent...
Dragons insist on overusing the words from their...
Dragons fucked your wife.
Dragons refuse to wear anything but black.
Dragons crashed your grandmother's wake because...
Dragons hit all of the buttons on the elevator...
Dragons smell terrible but they act like it's you.
Dragons conspired against you.
Dragons felt nothing at the end of Armageddon....
Dragons aren't willing to put any work into...
Dragons quote things in Latin all the time and...
Dragons counted their chickens before they...
Dragons cried over spilled milk.
Dragons planned their own surprise birthday party.
Dragons extend April Fools Day onto April 2nd.
Dragons poke holes in your cups.
Dragons stole your morning paper.
Dragons took Princess Peach to another castle.
Dragons took your Power Jump badge away.
Dragons dropped your ceramic cat.
Dragons made your daughter get "Taken."
Dragons cheated at Diddy Kong Racing.
Dragons left a ring around the tub.
Dragons put a hole in your duvet.
Dragons didn't use coasters and now there are...
Dragons drop icecubes down your jacket.
Dragons dipped their pen in the company ink.
Dragons ran your hotdog stand into the ground with...
Dragons are glad when it rains on your (or...
Dragons frightened your cat.
Dragons split hairs.
Dragons upset the apple cart.
Dragons mince words.
Dragons make mountains out of molehills.
March 2009
322 posts
Dragons take without asking.
Dragons made you forfeit the game because you were...
Dragons just milled around when they should have...
Dragons left the cap off the glue.
Dragons spilled your sangria.
Dragons drank your last beer.
Dragons steal from your friends and make you look...
Dragons ripped off that song you wrote in college.
Dragons stole your lighter.
Dragons over-exposed your film.
Dragons ate your (clearly-labeled) sandwich.
Dragons sank your battleship!